CooterFornication has been up for about two days, and full for over half that time. We're talking as full as a chick at a DP party.
Here are some pearls from reading through the chat log.
Love the n00bs:
CHAT Nomad(7) to ALL: lawl i have no idea what im doing, just picked this up an hour ago CHAT Nomad(7) to ALL: any instruction would be much appreciated CHAT Mechwarrior to ALL: run and shoot CHAT Mechwarrior to ALL: thats it
Hunter, was this you:
CHAT Mechwarrior to ALL: If crysis were a cock, id sit on it
Dude belongs in our clan:
CHAT Dramist to ALL: FUCKING BITCH!!! ILL FUCK YOUR GRANDMA!!
Random shit:
CHAT Nomad(7) to ALL: lawl i have no idea what im doing, just picked this up an hour ago ... CHAT Nomad(4) to Team black: sorry, i'm a complete noob CHAT Nomad(4) to Team black: but who isn't>? ... CHAT Wintermute to ALL: woot, first time online play ... CHAT Wintermute to ALL: this game kicks ass CHAT Virus to ALL: agreed CHAT ethan to ALL: yip
And here is the best thing. A PS map is running, lots of chatter about "How do I change my name? How do I buy a nuke? WTF? what do I do?" going on. The level ends and an IA map, Outpost, loads up. Chatter stops for the whole round. Then another PS map loads, first chat message is:
CHAT JohnnyChavezDK to ALL: damn that was insane
"You can't just go around cutting the throat of every cocksucker who's character it'd improve" [ image disabled ]
"He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house…" (Prov. 15: 27)
A well regulated Militia , being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. ~Article II -Bill Of Rights~
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." ~Thomas Jefferson~
"From My Cold Dead Hands!..." ~Charlton Heston~
"Chance Favors The Prepared Mind" ~Louis Pasteur~
"Youth is wasted on the young" ~George Bernard Shaw~
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" ~Benjamin Franklin~
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is, than to persist in delusion" ~ Carl Sagan~
Thats funny as fuck lol , ill be accumulating noobish statements tonight
That's cuz you ARE noobish, and a towel!!!!!!!!!! "I love hitting people. Just, you know, it's a great feeling. Especially after they've already hit you. There's just the innate desire to get them back". - Forrest Griffin, Former (and future) UFC Light Heavy Weight Champ and Hilarious Dude in general.
"He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house…" (Prov. 15: 27)
A well regulated Militia , being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. ~Article II -Bill Of Rights~
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." ~Thomas Jefferson~
"From My Cold Dead Hands!..." ~Charlton Heston~
"Chance Favors The Prepared Mind" ~Louis Pasteur~
"Youth is wasted on the young" ~George Bernard Shaw~
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" ~Benjamin Franklin~
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is, than to persist in delusion" ~ Carl Sagan~
don't forget to bring a towel wanna get high? don't leave that bread crumb trail if you believe in the 3 second rule and you're hungry. [ image disabled ]
wait wait, I know this... beep beep beep beep .. beep.. beep beep beep... damn it, that's not it... beep beep beep beep... beep beep... beep beep beep beep... yeah, that's it... "won't you take to... funky town..."
"oh goddamn it!" "I love hitting people. Just, you know, it's a great feeling. Especially after they've already hit you. There's just the innate desire to get them back". - Forrest Griffin, Former (and future) UFC Light Heavy Weight Champ and Hilarious Dude in general.
hahahhahaaaaa 
